I’ve examined the matter from an infinite number of angles and come to some rocky conclusions:

The sky is neither blue nor is it falling.

Not only is the king not naked, he hasn’t changed his underwear in years.

The President was not duly elected.

A promise made is a promise broken.

A bird in the hand is a sad day for the bird.

True love and good sex cancel each other out.

Creating mayhem comes second nature to God.

There is no difference between a ghetto, a concentration camp and an Indian reservation.

The family that prays together sooner or later gets found out.

The human race is an anomaly.

Now pull yourself together.

Get on with it.

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