Proof of Life
There’s a
rumor
circulating
that I
am not
who I
say I
am that
who I
say I
am was
killed in
a train
wreck in
1977.
I am
prepared to
disprove this
rumor by
publicly
revealing
an intimate
& registered
birth mark
that a
number of
ex-wives &
lovers have
volunteered to
come forward
& identify.
Love this one….., made me laugh!