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sudden bursts of laughter

Sudden Bursts of Laughter

 

I wish I could doodle. Kenneth Patchen doodled. Bukowski and Henry Miller. Even Leonard Cohen. My friend Richard who (like Leonard Cohen) dabbles at being a Buddhist monk, doodles. Doodling and dabbling are aspects of Zen, which is trimmed down Buddhism. Full-blown Buddhism is too structured for doodling.

I shy away from full-blown Buddhism, even as Leonard Cohen finally did. It’s right there in his Book of Longing. Cohen is a doodler and a dabbler and a writer of songs. He’s a snake charmer and a poet, a lady’s man.

Here’s what Zen is: I went to the Leonard Cohen concert in Seattle with a woman who has one green eye and a blue one. Halfway through the show Cohen did his standard “introduce the band” routine, but in a very stylish manner. He sang their praises and then bowed (like a Buddhist monk), and the musicians bowed back. While Cohen and the bass player were bowing to each other, the bass player glanced up to see if Leonard was thru bowing yet, then looked quickly back down when he saw he wasn’t. My lady with one green eye and one blue eye laughed with delight.

No one else in that sold-out auditorium laughed.

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swinging around venus

Swinging Around Venus

Just when
Ground Control
has thrown
in the
towel on
Major Tom
his spacecraft
comes swinging
around Venus
& there
he is
loud & clear,
singing
a repertoire
of Little
Richard songs.

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why i play the harmonica

Why I Play the Harmonica

When’s the
last time
you saw
someone
whip out
his piano
while sitting
around a
campfire?

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why humpty dumpty can’t be put together again

Why Humpty Dumpty Can’t Be Put Together Again

 

Lima beans
from Chile
anchovies from
Brazil,
wild horses
on the
Pampas,
Humpty Dumpty
took a spill.

 

Out poured
all the secrets
that mother
locked away,
the ones about
your father
who didn’t
let you
have your say,
the times
you were
alone at
night &
half the
reasons why,
the things that
made you bitter,
the things that
made you cry.

 

And with this
information
you were
free to
start anew,
but did you
little buckaroo,
or did you
bury what
you knew?

 

We all know
the answer —
wild horses
on the Pampas,
Humpty Dumpty
took a spill.

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what he pretends

What He Pretends

 

He pretends
his life
hasn’t been
ruled by
the paralysis
of indecision.

 

He pretends
it’s not
too late to
start over.

 

He pretends
he’s preparing to
rectify things.

 

He keeps
showing up
for auditions
but leaves
before his
name is
called.

 

He rides
the bus home
& pretends
his fellow
passengers
sense what
he could
have been.

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wheel of samsara

Wheel of Samsara

Enlightenment
comes like a
punch in
the face
or not
at all.

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