
You Know Something’s Happening
What happened
to the
white picket
fence the
perfect green
lawn the
two-car garage?
What’s going
on here?
Help!
Murder!
Police!

What happened
to the
white picket
fence the
perfect green
lawn the
two-car garage?
What’s going
on here?
Help!
Murder!
Police!
Filed under poems & short jabs

He dreamed he
drove his
car off a
cliff in
the dead
of night
& all
the way
down wrestled
with the
steering wheel,
as if
he could
out-maneuver
gravity.
Filed under poems & short jabs

It’s too damn hot
for words so I
break down &
turn on the
air-conditioning
in this car my
father sold me
18 years ago.
It was pristine
back then,
the ashtray
hadn’t even
been used,
but now it’s a
bucket of bolts,
door handles
ripped off,
the overhead
upholstery
sagging so that
it touches the
top of my head,
cracks in the
windshield,
junk all over the
floorboard.
I scribble away
on my yellow pad
in the cool
of this
minor concession,
still trying to
gain his
approval.
Filed under poems & short jabs

There’s this
Japanese gardener
who looks 40
but is
probably 60.
He’s less than
five feet tall &
looks so
Japanese he’s like
the essence of
Japanese.
He drives a
rusted 50s pickup
loaded with
tools &
garden trimmings.
I clean windows
for a customer who
last time
I was out there
asked
if I knew a
good gardener.
Then yesterday
I saw the
Japanese gardener
in my
rear-view mirror,
loading his
tools on the
far side of a
grass divide.
I got out of
my van &
walked over,
told him about
the people
in need of
a gardener.
“I don’t take
new customers,”
he said in a
soft refined voice.
“I have
regular customers,
and if I were to
take on more,
it would
detract from
the quality of
my work.
But thanks
for asking.”
He smiled.
“You’re the
window cleaner,”
he said.
“Yes,” I said.
“The window
cleaner & the
gardener,”
he said, &
still smiling,
climbed into
his truck &
drove away.
Filed under poems & short jabs
(written many moons ago …)
I’m in a
murderous mood,
parked up on
the hill.
Everything I
encounter
jars me.
Some
punk kid
in a
daddy-bought car
pulls in
next to me.
He’s got his
teeth-rattling
deep-bass sounds
cranked
all the
way up.
He’s
gawking out
the windshield
with a
slack jaw.
I crank up
the volume
on my
radio &
roll down
my window.
Santana is
slamming out
Evil Ways.
But I
turn the
volume down &
roll the window
back up.
That’s no
way to
treat Santana.
Filed under poems & short jabs

We need
someone to
bite the
heads off
chickens.
Someone to
swallow swords.
Someone to
stick his
head in
the lion’s
mouth.
We need
geeks to
deflect the
fact we
are not
beautiful.
Filed under poems & short jabs