
Teaching People
You can’t
teach people
how to
be creative
but you
can teach
them how
to pretend
they are.

You can’t
teach people
how to
be creative
but you
can teach
them how
to pretend
they are.
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Would you
like to
know my
darkest secret?
Come,
step into
this midnight.
See.
You don’t
really
want
to know.
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Necessity is
the mother
of invention,
but what
about the
rest of
the family?
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When you
yank them
out of
their fancy
new cars
& away
from their
entertainment
centers &
Facebook world
they’re hairless
dough-soft
white globs
with pucker
holes for
mouths &
dim eyes.
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Stuffing his
ire at the
renegade heathen
the pastor
faked a
smile & a
soft laugh &
went home to
fuck his wife
ten times harder
than usual.
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On any
given day
I go
thru nine
& a
half transformations.
It’s in
sleep that
I become a
perfect ten.
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