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teaching people

Teaching People

You can’t
teach people
how to
be creative
but you
can teach
them how
to pretend
they are.

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the outer limits of curiosity

The Outer Limits of Curiosity

Would you
like to
know my
darkest secret?


Come,
step into
this midnight.


See.


You don’t
really
want
to know.

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family tree

Family Tree

Necessity is
the mother
of invention,
but what
about the
rest of
the family?

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so much for evolution

So Much for Evolution

When you
yank them
out of
their fancy
new cars
& away
from their
entertainment
centers &
Facebook world
they’re hairless
dough-soft
white globs
with pucker
holes for
mouths &
dim eyes.

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christian piety

Christian Piety

Stuffing his
ire at the
renegade heathen
the pastor
faked a
smile & a
soft laugh &
went home to
fuck his wife
ten times harder
than usual.

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a perfect ten

A Perfect Ten

On any
given day
I go
thru nine
& a
half transformations.


It’s in
sleep that
I become a
perfect ten.

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