Category Archives: poems & short jabs

slaughter sells

Slaughter Sells

The only
movie to
out-gross
Django Unchained
at the
box office
last week
was The
Texas Chainsaw
Massacre 3D.

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harmony

Harmony

The hawk
connects with
the universe
on the
wind &
there is
no greater
harmony.

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last rites

Last Rites

I’ve made
a list of
sixteen women
to notify
of my
funeral service.


I just
wish I
could
be there
to watch
them
check each
other out.

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stand-up comedian

Stand-up Comedian

Some people
are bewildered
by what
goes on
in my
head that
spills out
onto
the page.

I should
have been a
stand-up comedian
instead with a
flower that
squirts water
& an
exploding cigar.

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going to oslo

Going to Oslo

Two Norwegians
yanked me
out of a
sound sleep
& said
I was
going to
Oslo.


Stockholm
you mean
I said
& they said
no Oslo.


I knew then
that
my life
would never
be the
same.

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imagine

Imagine

Try to
imagine a
world without
machines &
motors without
oil &
electricity.

It’s enough to
take your
breath away.

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