
Slaughter Sells
The only
movie to
out-gross
Django Unchained
at the
box office
last week
was The
Texas Chainsaw
Massacre 3D.

The only
movie to
out-gross
Django Unchained
at the
box office
last week
was The
Texas Chainsaw
Massacre 3D.
Filed under poems & short jabs

The hawk
connects with
the universe
on the
wind &
there is
no greater
harmony.
Filed under poems & short jabs

I’ve made
a list of
sixteen women
to notify
of my
funeral service.
I just
wish I
could
be there
to watch
them
check each
other out.
Filed under poems & short jabs

Some people
are bewildered
by what
goes on
in my
head that
spills out
onto
the page.I should
have been a
stand-up comedian
instead with a
flower that
squirts water
& an
exploding cigar.
Filed under poems & short jabs

Two Norwegians
yanked me
out of a
sound sleep
& said
I was
going to
Oslo.
Stockholm
you mean
I said
& they said
no Oslo.
I knew then
that
my life
would never
be the
same.
Filed under poems & short jabs

Try to
imagine a
world without
machines &
motors without
oil &
electricity.It’s enough to
take your
breath away.
Filed under poems & short jabs