
Mortality Rate
The average
person spends
nine days
22 hours &
three minutes
of his life
killing flies.

The average
person spends
nine days
22 hours &
three minutes
of his life
killing flies.
Filed under poems & short jabs

1.
A shimmering
cup of tea
chattering on a
saucer
as an
earthquake
rumbles thru
the valley.
2.
The way your wife
in the
community pool
looks up at the
star swimmer
poised on the
high board
for a dive.
3.
An alcoholic
cornered in an
intervention
by people who
can’t meet
his eyes &
talk nervously
about denial.
4.
The woman outside
the dance hall
smoking a
cigarette,
talking about
her right
to abortion,
the hostility
on her face.
5.
Men with
tiny enameled
American flags
pinned to their
lapels,
screaming
love it or
leave it
at a
black man
as they
drag him
from his
counter stool
& throw him
to the floor.
Filed under poems & short jabs

After a
certain age
all mirrors are
good for
is checking
the nicotine
stain on
your teeth.
Filed under poems & short jabs

When I was
young &
lonely I’d
sit in
dark movie
theaters &
listen for
women who
laughed when
nobody else did.
Then I’d move
closer to
where they sat.
Filed under poems & short jabs

Doing readings
is the
worst hot dog
in the
pot Bukowski
once wrote
me &
then he
flew off
to Paris
to do one.
Filed under poems & short jabs

Objects
in the mirror
are closer
than you think.
Filed under poems & short jabs