
The Spirit of Christmas
Christmas is
a time
of year
when a
family
that is
otherwise
starving
receives a
basket of
canned goods.

Christmas is
a time
of year
when a
family
that is
otherwise
starving
receives a
basket of
canned goods.
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I’ve become
my own
inspiration.
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Splitting hairs
is not
the same as
hunting rabbits.
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The clock
ticks onward.
I need
to go
out into
the cold &
swing squeegee
if I
want to
stay free.
If I
want to
avoid being
put on
a geriatrics
ward with
my kitten
& my
books about
Jesus where
they’ll
tuck me
in at
night &
wipe the
tears from
my face,
uttering the
closest thing
they know
to a prayer:
“There there,”
they’ll say.
“There there now…”
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Drugs are
the poor
cousins of
meditation.
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I’m coming out
with my hands
in my pockets.
I’ve got my
fingers crossed
in there.
I’m hoping for
the best.
Wishing on
a star.
Scratching
an itch.
Shoot if it
makes you
feel better,
but there goes
the interrogation.
The weeping
willow of
contrition.
The remnants
of a
Catholic upbringing,
surfacing like a
pirate ship’s
flotsam.
Escape on a
balsa raft.
Drink piss &
eat seaweed.
Keep your hand
on the rudder,
your eye
on the
North Star.
This is
what fate has
allotted you.
Once you
give up
on options,
the tide turns
in your favor.
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