Selfies
If I
ever take
a selfie
poke my
eyes out
with an
icepick.
Category Archives: poems & short jabs
fresh spring leaves
Fresh Spring Leaves
Look how
the trees
with the
fresh spring
leaves
bend with
the wind.
Physics
translated
into beauty.
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who’s god?
Who’s God?
Christ isn’t
God,
he was
a social
reformer,
just like
the Buddha.
God is
who said
let there
be light,
& there
was.
Stephen Hawking
is closer
to being
God than
Christ was.
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self defense
Self Defense
He used
to rely
on his
reflexes to
handle any
trouble that
came
his way.
Now that
he’s older
& slower
he packs a
snub-nosed
38.
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making music
Making Music
There are
a lot
of people
you can
play music
with but
hardly
anyone you
can make
music with.
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teeth grinders
Teeth Grinders
Having a
cyanide capsule
implanted
shallow
in a
back molar
to bite
down on
in case
things get
unbearable
is a
good idea
unless you
grind your
teeth in
your sleep.
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