what i did for thanksgiving

What I Did for Thanksgiving

Fed the
neighbors’
cats washed
the windows
in my
own house
& then
stood on
the front
porch waving
two three-
foot-long
scimitars in
the air
& yelling
obscenities at
passing cars.

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