Crone’s Disease
Crone’s disease
is when
a witch
gets herpes.
Category Archives: poems & short jabs
god is not pleased
God Is Not Pleased
God is
not pleased.
Any day
now He’s
going to
lower
the boom.
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the biggest danger
The Biggest Danger
The biggest
danger to
the status
quo is
people who
thrive on
being
shut out.
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time lapse
Time Lapse
Thirty years
ago he
planted 146
bombs in
Seattle wired
to go
off at
three-minute
intervals
some time
in the
future.
The first
one is
scheduled to
detonate in
exactly
thirty seconds.
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facebook anxiety
Facebook Anxiety
The New York
Times ran
an article
on the
anxiety people
suffer when
they’re not
liked on
Facebook.
Jesus
fucking Christ!
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death’s last words to Einstein
Death’s Last Words to Einstein
OK, wise
guy,
come along
now.
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