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sex with a unicorn

Sex with a Unicorn

I had
sex with a
unicorn.
There was
very little
foreplay
much trembling
& a
long series of
moans.

 

I suppose
you’re
wondering about
the horn,
did it
come into
play.

 

Yes,
it did.

 

You’re probably
not thinking
well of me
right now,
but sex
with a
mythological
creature
is not
necessarily
a bad thing.

 

Since that
one chance
encounter
I’ve been a
better father &
my wife says
a much better
lover.

 

Yes,
I told her.

 

“Is this
like some
sort of
metaphor?”
she asked.

 

“No,”
I said.

 

“You’re serious?”
she said.

 

“Yes,”
I said.

 

“Too much,”
she said,
& began
slowly
undressing.

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stand-up comedy

Stand-up Comedy

The human
comedy should
not be
confused with
the divine
comedy &
neither
should be
confused with
tragedy which
hinges on
the noble
not to be
confused
with the
Nobel which
is a
prize sometimes
given for
peace which
exists practically
nowhere
on our
spinning blue
pebble that
we’re turning
dirty brown
in an
attempt to
take over
from God
which is
shorthand
for the
cosmic force
of the
universe which
if it
ever takes
a notion
to will
snuff our
blue pebble
without even
a nod to
Al Gore.

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stars fell on alabama

Stars Fell on Alabama

Stars fell on Alabama
& people who hadn’t
been out of bed
in weeks because of
acute depression
made their way
on trembling legs
to pull back the curtain &
stare in amazement.
In Birmingham traffic
(light as it was at that hour)
came to a standstill &
the countryside
outside the cities
pulsed with pools of
blue light.

 

It wasn’t like
the scientists had
told them.
Stars weren’t
gigantic balls of fire
like the sun,
they were flat &
shaped like the
star on top of the
Christmas tree,
like the stars we
all drew in kindergarten
when the teacher said,
“Draw me a sky picture.”

 

They were no more than
three feet in circumference,
some of them lying
flat on the ground
some caught in the
branches of trees
some with one of their
points embedded in
the earth.

 

At first people
stood in awe &
just stared,
but gradually they
began moving in close &
the bravest among them
reached out &
touched them.
They were cool
to the touch,
smooth & lighter
than they looked.
People began
picking them up &
holding them close
like babies,
laughing softly &
shaking their heads.
There were
millions of them,
but by sunrise they’d
all been gathered &
stored in
basements & attics.

 

The next morning
was like any other,
except no one
turned on their radios
or televisions &
everyone walked
to where they were going.
Up in space
a spy satellite
picked up a
warning signal &
trained its cameras &
listening devices
on Alabama,
holding them there
until disappearing
around the earth’s
curvature.

 

What the satellite
sent back to earth
translated into
soft lilting melody,
& at CIA headquarters
in Langley,
people drifted into
the parking lots &
looked skyward,
a hand held to their eyes.

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sex w/o love

Sex w/o Love

Sex w/o love
is sex.

 

Love w/o sex
is love.

 

Bring out the
vibrators &
holy water,
let’s get to
the bottom
of this!

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small town hospital

Small Town Hospital

Friends
smuggled in
cigarettes &
@ five a.m.
he unhooked
the I.V.
& in
his ridiculous
flower-print
robe slipped
out an
exit door
& blew
smoke rings
at the
rising sun.

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rock & hard place

Rock & a Hard Place

Famished &
immune to
nutrition.

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