sex with a unicorn

Sex with a Unicorn

I had
sex with a
unicorn.
There was
very little
foreplay
much trembling
& a
long series of
moans.

 

I suppose
you’re
wondering about
the horn,
did it
come into
play.

 

Yes,
it did.

 

You’re probably
not thinking
well of me
right now,
but sex
with a
mythological
creature
is not
necessarily
a bad thing.

 

Since that
one chance
encounter
I’ve been a
better father &
my wife says
a much better
lover.

 

Yes,
I told her.

 

“Is this
like some
sort of
metaphor?”
she asked.

 

“No,”
I said.

 

“You’re serious?”
she said.

 

“Yes,”
I said.

 

“Too much,”
she said,
& began
slowly
undressing.

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