Sex with a Unicorn
I had
sex with a
unicorn.
There was
very little
foreplay
much trembling
& a
long series of
moans.
I suppose
you’re
wondering about
the horn,
did it
come into
play.
Yes,
it did.
You’re probably
not thinking
well of me
right now,
but sex
with a
mythological
creature
is not
necessarily
a bad thing.
Since that
one chance
encounter
I’ve been a
better father &
my wife says
a much better
lover.
Yes,
I told her.
“Is this
like some
sort of
metaphor?”
she asked.
“No,”
I said.
“You’re serious?”
she said.
“Yes,”
I said.
“Too much,”
she said,
& began
slowly
undressing.
