
Life’s Progression
It’s hard
to wrap
my mind
around,
that a
lot of
these cute
little kids
will
grow up
to be
assholes.

It’s hard
to wrap
my mind
around,
that a
lot of
these cute
little kids
will
grow up
to be
assholes.
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You can’t
be in
a state
of acceptance
if you’re
angry.
But that’s
neither here
nor there
if you
make someone
so angry
they come
looking for
you with
a gun.
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Stay away
from people
who have
certificates &
diplomas from
institutions &
a long
list of
names in
alphabetical
order for
all the
unending
pain that
warps thru
our lives.
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An endless
stream of
postcards from
a psychopathic
liar thief
& ex-con,
exhorting me
to give
myself
to Jesus.
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I can
write in
such a
way as
to make
people happy.
All I
have to
do is
close one
eye &
wear a
patch over
the other.
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I’ve donated
fifty vials
of my
sperm to
a sperm
bank called
Right
to Life.
Interested
women,
please inquire.
Filed under poems & short jabs