Another Way to Get Thru Life
Don’t sweat
the small
stuff the
other guy
& his
woman with
the hairlip
his children
with conjunctivitis.
Don’t walk
around waving
fig leaves
& white
flags don’t
answer the
phone or
turn on
the porch
light.
Pack heat
keep a
low profile.
Expect nothing
& be
ready for
anything.
Work on
your smile.
Don’t count
your blessings
why pretend?
Never
dine out.
Pay no
attention to
your dreams
shake them
out with
the bed
sheets.
If you
no longer
have bed
sheets if
things have
come to
that I
don’t know
what to
tell you.
Pray
for rain
a blizzard
or a
tornado
if you’re
in Kansas.
Click your
heels you
know the
story.
Join forces
with a
wicked witch.
