Finding New Things to Write About
I’ve decided to write a novel about a smart phone that impregnates a woman it accesses on Twitter.
This is an ambitious undertaking for someone whose cell-phone expertise comes to a screeching halt with text messages and who has no idea what Twitter is.
It calls for extensive research.
I’ll say no more, and I’ll keep this piece of writing to myself until the novel is completed; perhaps then I’ll use it as an introduction to the book, or as an afterword.
This novel will constitute a comeback that will place me at the forefront of the literary community and render me an expert on things I despise.