Aggravated Assault
What the
first caveman
who picked
up the
first club
did with
it was
batter some
woman senseless.
After
some time
he realized
he could
better win
her favors
by using
the club on
wild animals
instead &
offering
the woman
raw meat.
This is
why so
many women
suffer genetic
brain damage
& diamonds
are a
girl’s
best friend.
