
Vigilance
He died
like he
slept:
Flat on his
back with
one eye open.

He died
like he
slept:
Flat on his
back with
one eye open.
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He felt a strong need to be vindicated. Then to be syndicated. On the first show of Blood of the Lamb he stood stage-center in his bathing suit and had buckets of lamb’s blood poured over him by a stage hand from up on the catwalk. “Be washed in the blood of the lamb and be vindicated!” he cried out, and ushers went up and down the aisles passing out small vials of wash-out red dye. The plant in the first row sprang to her feet and cried out, “Oh, save me, lamb of heaven! Let me be vindicated!” Then, popping the cork out of her vial, she poured the dye down her face.
A handful of nervous women capitulated immediately, rose to their feet moaning and splashed themselves in dye. Then peer pressure set in and others got to their feet and poured dye over themselves.
What choice did they have? They were live on FOX TV and the whole country was watching.
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Oliver Stone pulled up to the curb in front of my house at three in the morning in a limo facing the wrong way into traffic. He wasn’t driving, a middle-age Asian was driving, wearing a leather jacket and a chauffeur’s cap. He didn’t come to the door either, someone sitting next to the chauffeur did–young, dapper and wearing a suit and tie.
I don’t know how long he knocked. I sleep the sleep of the dead after a hard day’s work, but eventually the knocking got thru to me and I went up on one elbow and fingered apart the blind slats over the window by my bed. I slipped the Tokarev out from under the pillow (an old habit) and padded barefoot to the front door, pulling my robe around me.
“Yes?” I said thru the door.
“Mr. Bennett?” said the dapper young man on the porch.
“Can I help you?” I said.
“Mr. Bennett, Mr. Stone would like to speak with you, if it’s convenient.”
I opened the door and followed him across the frosted grass. He opened the back door of the limo, and I slipped inside.
Stone was smoking a cigarette and holding a glass with ice cubes and Scotch in it. There was no light inside the limo except what filtered thru the tinted windows from the streetlight on the corner. Riders on the Storm was playing low over a P.A. system.
“I’m doing Winslow’s book,” said Stone. “You probably already know that.”
“I read something somewhere,” I said.
“Scotch?” said Stone.
“I don’t drink,” I said.
“Cigarette? Imported Turkish.”
“I roll my own.”
“Some reefer?”
“Tempting, but I dropped that too somewhere along the line.”
“Jesus Christ,” said Stone. “How about a $300 Cuban cigar?”
“Okay,” I said, and the dapper man up front pulled two Cubans from a silver case and handed them back over his shoulder.
“Thank you Edward,” said Stone. “And Edward, I’m going to ask for a little privacy now.”
There was a whirring sound, and a glass panel slid out from behind the chauffeur and sealed us off.
“I got your book,” said Stone. “It’s good, but thirty years behind the times. That’s sudden death in today’s market. If I’d made a movie out of Bodo like I almost did when you sent it down back in 94, and if it had gone big, and if Winslow hadn’t come along with Savages at the same time you sent me Children of the Sun & Earth, well, that would have been a different story. Given the way you resurrected the character of Bodo in Children, it would have had sequel value. But that’s not how it went down. That’s as Zen as it gets–you don’t get a movie, you don’t get rich and famous, and you keep coasting along in obscurity writing Shards. Which, by the way, I enjoy reading.”
We sat there puffing on our Cubans in the dark.
“Beautiful,” Stone said. “You’re not going to try to work me. That’s why I drove over the pass from Seattle before flying back to L.A. To see if I was right, if my intuition was on.”
“I’m not down-hearted,” I said.
“Mose Allison,” said Stone. “That’s a Mose Allison line.”
“Yes it is,” I said.
“Look,” Stone said. “I want you to have something.” He held out an envelope. “This will get you into the premiere of Savages once the movie’s made. Front row seat, right up there with me and Winslow and whoever the leading roles turn out to be. It might open a door for you, you never can tell.”
I didn’t take the envelope.
“I’ll catch it when it comes to town,” I said, and got out of the limo. I went back in the house, and the limo pulled away from the curb before the front door closed behind me.
I took the Tokarev pistol out of my robe pocket and put it back under the pillow. It never crossed Stone’s mind that I was packing.
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In Florida,
a long
time ago,
young &
building
sea walls,
I learned to
water ski
with baby
alligators
strapped to
my feet.
So much
has changed
since then.
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The difference
between Thoreau’s
time &
ours is
that now
people live
lives of
loud-mouth
desperation.
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The committee starts thinking Ninjas. Do they have any on the payroll? The Masked Man gets on the hot line to Sam.
“Of course we have Ninjas,” says Sam, stark naked in the lotus position on the peak of Mt. Baker. “I myself am a Ninja.”
“There’s a job that needs doing,” says the Masked Man. “Come down off the mountain and report to my office at 0800 hours Monday morning.”
Sam rings off. Closes his eyes, inhales deeply and holds it. Exhales and opens his eyes again, slowly. Prepares for the long day’s journey into night where one wrong move can get you murdered.
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