
What I Did for Thanksgiving
Fed the
neighbors’
cats washed
the windows
in my
own house
& then
stood on
the front
porch waving
two three-
foot-long
scimitars in
the air
& yelling
obscenities at
passing cars.

Fed the
neighbors’
cats washed
the windows
in my
own house
& then
stood on
the front
porch waving
two three-
foot-long
scimitars in
the air
& yelling
obscenities at
passing cars.
Filed under poems & short jabs

Absurdity
is the
gateway to
meaning.
Filed under poems & short jabs
Thanksgiving arrives
this year
as the
country enters
upon a
corporate-
sponsored
era of
zero
tolerance
for the
hungry &
homeless.
Filed under poems & short jabs

Men thought
of him
as a
woman &
women thought
of him
as a
man &
they all
wanted to
lay their
head on
his shoulder.
It left
him confused.
What
was he?
What
were they?
He began
having strange
thoughts &
androgynous dreams.
He cancelled
his subscription
to Playboy.
He traded
in his
three-piece
suit for
a toga
& a
red fez
& lost
his job on
Wall Street.
He cashed
in his
savings &
stocks &
went on a
Caribbean cruise.
He had
an affair
with a
cross-dresser.
He converted
to Catholicism
then Judaism
& finally
became
a Muslim.
He became
a spiritual
bigamist.
He began
lifting weights
& covered
his torso
& thighs
with tattoos
of dolphins.
He abandoned
his wife
& children.
Everyone who
knew him
said they
didn’t
understand what
had happened
to him,
but secretly
they all
wanted to
lay their
head on
his shoulder.
Filed under poems & short jabs

November,
the time
of year
when turkeys
mourn their
lost
loved ones.
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